[vc_row full_width=”stretch_row” full_height=”yes” css=”.vc_custom_1510306338563{background: #000000 url(https://theironlady.com.au/files/landing-fg.jpg?id=91) !important;}” el_class=”landing”][vc_column][rev_slider_vc alias=”looping-text” el_class=”hideeee”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row full_width=”stretch_row” full_height=”yes” columns_placement=”top” content_placement=”top” parallax=”content-moving” el_id=”hello” css=”.vc_custom_1510509786971{background: #b1aca6 url(https://theironlady.com.au/files/hello-bg-parallax.jpg?id=104);}” el_class=”text-center twin-img”][vc_column][lab_heading title=”Hello”][/lab_heading][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″ offset=”vc_col-lg-offset-4 vc_col-lg-4 vc_col-md-offset-3 vc_col-md-6 vc_col-sm-offset-3 vc_col-xs-12″ el_class=”par”][vc_column_text]Leading the way in experiential capitalism, the Iron Lady offers a distinctive authentic shirt press to the most elegant of white male collars.

Each firmly pressed shirt comes with an individually tailored and personalised service of your choice. After choosing from the menu, proceed to the bookings page. You will be asked to provide your contact details so the Iron Lady can pick up your garments from your place of work. We will then arrange a time for you to visit The Iron Lady at her salon with an allocated time of 30 minutes.

No Strings Attached. Discreet Ironing.
*Experiential Capital included.
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Lipstick on the collar

Feeling lonely in your relationship and needing a dash of plurality to go with your monogamy? With a delicately placed lipsticked kiss on the collar, this service allows you to experience all the tracings of an illicit affair—without the messy fallout of a real betrayal.[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text]

Breast pocket

All the comfort of a soft bosom, the gentle nurturing of sweet words and mothers milk, with promises that everything is going to be okay, and a guarantee of long lasting unconditional love. Trust me. [/vc_column_text][vc_column_text]

Heart on your Sleeve

Practising vulnerability takes time, and if you’re a busy man like I know you are, you’re going to need a shortcut to communicate effectively about your emotions. This appendage is also conveniently designed for painless removeable.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/3″][vc_column_text]

Empathways™

A revolutionary new product for the man who wants to maintain a stiff upper collar, but longs to surrender to the oxytocin that comes naturally from breastfeeding and orgasm. A discreet efficient alternative to the starched unemotional collar.[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text]

Steam off My Iron

A critical appraisal can sometimes burn like a hot iron. But without harsh honesty about our performance we can too easily get locked behind our own self-delusions. You will submit.[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text]

Discreet Crease

We are all damaged and marked in profound ways. The important thing is to move through the world with grace, despite the wounds that may have etched their way onto our skin. This service enables you to redress the wounds of the past, with an elaborate display of clean marks and manufactured lines.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/3″][vc_column_text]

Firm Press

If I told you that I loved your body would you hold it against me? To be held, to enjoy a firm hand, can provide such a relief. This shirt will feel ironed all day long. [/vc_column_text][vc_column_text]

Ironing out Difficulties

Let me be your whole hearted sounding board, your generous shoulder, your pillow that will never talk. We can work this out together. I’ve got your back. [/vc_column_text][vc_column_text]

Dirty Laundry

Confess. It will all come out in the wash. Confidentiality guaranteed.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column el_class=”text-center”][lab_button title=”Book Now” type=”outlined-bg” size=”btn-large” button_bg=”btn-white” el_class=”text-center book-btn” css=”.vc_custom_1510084085759{margin-top: 30px !important;}” link=”url:%23|||”][vc_raw_js]JTNDc2NyaXB0JTIwdHlwZSUzRCUyMnRleHQlMkZqYXZhc2NyaXB0JTIyJTNFJTIwJTBBalF1ZXJ5JTI4ZG9jdW1lbnQlMjkucmVhZHklMjhmdW5jdGlvbiUyOCUyNCUyOSU3QiUwQSUyMCUyMCUyNCUyOCUyNyUyM21lbnUlMjAuYm9vay1idG4lMjclMjkuY2xpY2slMjhmdW5jdGlvbiUyOGUlMjklN0IlMEElMjAlMjAlMjAlMjBlLnByZXZlbnREZWZhdWx0JTI4JTI5JTNCJTBBJTIwJTIwJTIwJTIwJTI0JTI4JTI3JTIzYm9vayUyNyUyOS5tb2RhbCUyOCUyN3Nob3clMjclMjklM0IlMEElMjAlMjAlMjAlN0QlMjklM0IlMEElN0QlMjklM0IlMEElM0MlMkZzY3JpcHQlM0U=[/vc_raw_js][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row css_animation=”none” css=”.vc_custom_1510063482068{background-color: #000000 !important;}” el_id=”illustration”][vc_column][vc_single_image image=”90″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” css_animation=”slideInRight”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row full_width=”stretch_row” content_placement=”top” parallax=”content-moving” parallax_speed_bg=”1.3″ css=”.vc_custom_1512643912049{background: #42858b url(https://theironlady.com.au/files/testi-bg-parallax.jpg?id=137);}” el_id=”testi” el_class=”text-center”][vc_column][lab_heading title=”Testimonials” el_class=”text-center”][/lab_heading][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″ offset=”vc_col-lg-offset-4 vc_col-lg-4 vc_col-md-offset-3 vc_col-md-6 vc_col-sm-offset-3 vc_col-xs-12″][vc_column_text]I was hesitant at first, not having considered a specialist ironing service. The benefits are overwhelmingly worth the investment in time and money.
Rhodes Scholar and investment banker

I receive a lot of boutique services in my line of work, but none compare to the firm hand of the Iron Lady.
Futures Trader

Iron Love!
Lone Wolf of Wall Street

My business interactions have greatly benefitted from the services provided by the Iron Lady. She is amazing. So are my shirts!
Humble Public Servant

The contradictions of firm and gentle permeate my fabric, just as the heart stitched on my sleeve betrays my ultimate loneliness. Thankyou Iron Lady. My heart is yours.
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